My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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