Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
How naked do you want me to be?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
True college students do jello shots in the library
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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