Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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