i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
