I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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