I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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