Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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