So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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