Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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