dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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