I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
