she woke up with a sticky ear
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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