I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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