I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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