I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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