Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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