Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize