I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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