If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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