small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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