I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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