please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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