what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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