There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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