whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I skipped work to stalk him.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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