You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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