Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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