So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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