member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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