After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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