Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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