So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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