it was like eating out sand paper
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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