I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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