I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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