This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
3 2 1 whiskey
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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