I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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