So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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