It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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you will always have a special place in my vag
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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