You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Sober January is a disaster.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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