I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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