is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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