i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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