My sheets look like a crime scene.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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