At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
