didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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