I want to have your abortion
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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