There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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