Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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