I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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