I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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