This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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