We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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