It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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