I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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