How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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